Andy Dick came to perform at Funny Bone in Huntington, WV. He got arrested at Rum Runners for groping two employees.
Here is the link so you can read the report.
January 23, 2010
January 14, 2010
Pray for Haiti
HERE ARE SOME PICTURES FROM HAITI. EVERYONE PLEASE PRAY FOR THEM. IT BREAKS MY HEART TO SEE WHAT HAPPEN TO THEM.
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977994175
Here is a link that I will like to share with you.
January 6, 2010
Marriage Study
Hoda said on Today Show that there is a study that says Marriage makes you fat. For all my peeps, I want to know what you think about this study.
December 16, 2009
Christmas Pictures
Funny Elves Cartoons – Santa’s Misfortunes
Santa Loses Elf
Santa Calls for Reinforcements
‘Hello, is that the Employment Agency? You have made a terrible mistake ….. I asked for 10 elves.’
More Silliness With Santa’s Elves
Santa’s elves are actually subordinate Clauses. When they are making toys, they sing "Love Me Tender." That’s why we call them Santa’s little Elvis.
A group of elves have banded together and started a rebellion to protest the terrible working conditions. They call themselves the Santanistas. They just want higher elf esteem.
They think that all the work they do getting ready for Christmas is just like a day at the office. They do all the work but the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. Not only that, but anytime he wants to, Santa could give them the sack.
Bottom Line – No work for the Real Elves
Elf and Safety Course for Santa Claus
Father Christmases are being sent on health and safety courses in the UK so they don’t hurt themselves while balancing children on their knees.
Will and Guy have discovered that classes will include the correct posture to adopt in their chairs as excited youngsters queue to reel off their Christmas lists. Santa will also be taught how to lift heavy presents without doing himself an injury.
Dozens of the one-day courses are being staged by the Chartered Institute of Environmental Health. A spokeswoman stressed, ‘Of course there’s only one Santa – but hundreds of stand-ins work in stores in the run-up to Christmas.’
Disappointment if this is Your Neigbourhood
Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
What a marvellous Christmas cartoon, I just cannot get this picture of Rudolph having his nose buffed out of my mind. See more funny cartoons of Rudolph
Well-bad Snowman Cartoon
Bring on the Dancing Snow Girls!
There will be more pictures to come…………..
IT’S CHRISTMAS ALL YEAR ROUND IN THESE FUNNY TOWNS!
The Ordnance Survey, (Great Britain’s national mapping agency), provides a glimpse of giggle-oriented places to spend your Christmas holidays.
This online mapping tool proves that the "olde country" is a real Christmas cracker when it comes to feeling festive. From Cold Christmas (Hertfordshire) and Christmas Cross(Shropshire) to Holly Green (Worcestershire) and Ivy Tree (Cumbria), there are places scattered across the country where it feels like Christmas all year round – even if only in name.
As it approaches midnight on Christmas Eve, don’t forget to hang up your Stocking in Herefordshire and leave out a Carrot in Angus for Rudolph. Better yet, why not pucker up at Mistletoe Oak in Herefordshire, dream of a white Christmas in Snow Falls (North
Yorkshire), or make your way to Wiseman’s Bridge (Pembrokeshire) by the light of a Star (Somerset) – although you may like to use a good map instead.
For those not worried about their waistline, there’s always Turkey Island (Hampshire) with a side helping of Cranberry (Staffordshire) and Sprouts (West Sussex), followed by Pudding Hill (Windsor). Wash it all down with a couple of Brandys (Cornwall) or Baileys (Essex) and use your Nut Crackers (Devon) to break open your Brazils (Essex) or The Walnuts (Milton Keynes).
Of course, if you live across the pond in the Land of the Stars and Stripes, you’ll probably be looking for Santa in either the North Pole or Mary’s Igloo in Alaska, Little Switzerland in North Carolina, or his hometown, Santa Claus, Indiana. On the other hand, you may be more likely to find the man in the red suit down in Christmas, Frostproof or Kissimmee Florida where they have no need for Mistletoe because it’s in Kentucky silly!
And, if you’re looking for Santa’s reindeer, you’re likely to find them all stretching their legs inAntlers Virginia. Although, Vixen in Louisiana prefers celebrating Christmas in Michigan, with a buck-naked reindeer named Flasher from North Dakota (who has a bad habit of hanging out with hilarious hoofer named Sweet Lips from Tennessee).
Of course if you and Santa are looking for a happy holiday party, maybe you should drop by for some Turkey not to mention Hoop and Holler, both of which you can find in Texas, or at the very least, What Cheer, Iowa.
But Santa has a soft-spot for Virginia where he’s likely to find a Big Chimney, HooHoo as well as Friendly folk there. And as for eats on his long trip, the only thing he can count on is a Bear in Delaware, a Beaver in Pennsylvania, a Clam in Virginia, a Fly in Ohio,Horseheads in New York, Tobasco in Ohio, Tea in South Dakota, ToastCheesequake in New Jersey, Hot Coffee in Missippi, a Pigeon in Michigan, Mashpee in Massachusetts,Monkey’s Eyebrow in Kentucky, Trout in Louisiana, Buttermilk in Kansas, a Chestnut in Illinois, Two Eggs in Florida, Sweetgrass in Montana, Worms in Nebraska, Rye in New Hampshire, Tumwater in Washington, Turkey in Texas, plus a Dinosaur in Colorado and aGiant’s Neck in Connecticut.
The United States also offers something for those who have an interest in sacred stories of the season, the best of which are probably to be found in Bible Grove (Missouri), Buddha(Indiana), Faith (South Dakota), Camel Hump (Wyoming) and Surprise (Arizona).
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UPDATE!!
I don’t know if anyone remembers that I talked about thinking about going back to school for nursing but before that I have to take a Nursing Entrance Exam. I have decide to go in January to take my Nursing Entrance Exam. So I was wondering if anyone have any tips for me to help me with taking the Nursing Entrance Exam. I’m open to hear everyone ideas or anything to help me study for the NET and to help me pass the test.
Please Just leave me comments on what I should study and tips about how to pass it.
December 5, 2009
December 3, 2009
Interesting Words
Agrestic: Someone who is rude, uncouth and uncultured.
Ubiquitous: Which seems everywhere or omnipresent.
Ecdysiast: A striptease artist.
Bailiwick: An area of interest, activity or authority.
Insinuation: A malicious implication.
Animadversion: A harsh critical remark.
Epistemology: Related to philosophy, which studies the science of how we know things.
Banal: Boring, rudimentary, something that is not original.
Godspeed: Success or fortune.
Schadenfreude: Sadistic pleasure derived from someone’s misfortune.
Porphyrophobia: Fear of the color purple.
Senescence: Growing old or aging.
Euphony: Bearable or agreeable sound.
Quixotic: Extremely romantic and chivalrous.
Jocularity:Funny or joking speech; joking behavior
Mendacity: A pretense; a false appearance.
Obloquy: An oral or verbal abuse towards a person.
Ribaldry: Behavior inclining towards indelicacy.
Heebie-Jeebies: Nervous jitters.
Corpulent: Extremely fat.
Ennui: Boredom or joblessness.
Callipygian: Well toned buttocks.
Penultimate: Next to last.
Kakistocracy: Government chosen by the worst class of citizens.
Uxorious: Extremely submissive to one’s wife.
Ichthyophagous: One that feeds on fish.
Hebetudinous: One who lacks mental stimulation, dull-minded, very lethargic.
Mammiferous: Maving mammary glands.
Tatterdemalion: A shabbily dressed person.
Jejune: Nothing interesting; rudimentary.
Solipsism: Its a philosophical belief that only the self exists.
Hedonism: A belief that happiness is the only good thing in life.
Hiatus: A break; a pause.
Hispid: Coarse bristle like hair, especially of animals or plants.
Perspicacious: To have a very good judgment.
Condign: A well deserved punishment.
Deipnosophist: A person with excellent dinner table conversation skills.
Eleemosynary: Pertaining to charity.
Pareidolia: A psychological phenomenon, wherein a person has the notion of seeing faces of people in clouds, hearing hidden messages and other such unusual feelings.
Pleonasm: Use of redundant words.
Syzygy: Linear alignment of 3 celestial bodies (the sun, the moon and the earth).
Tmesis: Separating parts of a word by using another word.
Pilgarlic: A bald head.
Sesquipedalian: Using long words.
Sciolism: Superficial and pseudo knowledge.
Stegophilist: A person who climbs buildings for the sake of fun.
Lost Interesting Words in English
Acrasial: Short tempered or ill tempered.
Adimpleate: To fill up; to make something full.
Aeipathy: Continued love or passion for something or someone.
Bajulate: To take the burden of; bear the burden.
Boscaresque: A scenic woodland; picturesque.
Buccellation: The art of making small morsels.
Coakatively: Artificially.
Ecstasiate: To enter an ecstatic level.
Exipotic: A purgatorial process.
Fallaciloquence: A pretentious speech.
Foppotee: A simpleton.
Gnathonize: To flatter someone.
Graviloquence: A sad or grave speech.
Homerkin: An outdated measure for beer.
Ictuate: To put stress on; to emphasize.
Jobler: Someone who does petty jobs.
Kexy: Dry and brittle.
Lignicide: An ancient word for woodcutter.
Misqueme: To offend or displease.
Nepheliad: A sky nymph.
Obstrigillate: To resist; refuse; protest.
Phalerate: Decorated; made beautiful.
Quadrimular: A phenomenon lasting for four years.
Rhodologist: A person who studies and classifies roses.
Sacricolist: A devoted worshiper.
Tecnolatry: Act of idolizing children.
Vacivity: Hollow or emptiness.
Conundrum: A difficult problem or a situation.
Oxymoron: Contradictory terms.
Hubris: Overbearing pride.
Caveat: A warning; notice.
Kvetch: Complain constantly.
Capricious: Acting on whims; impulsive.
Facetious: Humorous; jocular.
Loquacious: Talkative; trivial conversation.
Anomaly: Abnormal; irregular.
Sycophant: A person who tries to gain an advantage by pleasing someone.
Interesting Words Without Vowels
By: Means of; with the help of; used while specifying dimensions.
Dry: The act of removing moisture.
Fly: Travel or move through air.
Fry: Cook in a hot pan with oil.
Gypsy: A nomad living the tribal way.
Hymn: A song of praise for the Lord.
Lymph: A bodily fluid.
Lynch: To kill or hurt without legal sanction.
Lynx: A wild cat with a short tail.
Myth: A baseless story.
My: Possessive pronoun used to show belonging of an object.
Ply: Give the desired or needed.
Pygmy: A small (height) person.
Pyx: A chest in which coins are kept.
Rhythm: A musical beat with regular intervals.
Shy: Short of; lacking confidence.
Sky: The outer space, appears blue in color when viewed from the earth’s surface.
Spry: Moving swiftly.
Spy: To watch secretly.
Sylph: A graceful and slender young woman.
Try: Attempt.
Tryst: Date with opposite gender.
Wry: Sarcastic in a humorous way.
November 30, 2009
Marriage Tips
Here are some marriage tips:
01. Keep talking
02. Try something new
03. Share your dreams
04. Establish a spending plan
05. Don’t stop dating
06. Ask his opinion
07. Keep compliments flowing
08. Maintain a united front
09. Chart your progress
10. Resolve everything
11. Don’t get defensive
12. The danger of manipulation
13. Arguments are normal
14. Back rubs are a winner
15. Accept your differences
16. Be specific
17. Give him time to relax
18. Make yourself happy
19. Two homes are not the same
20. Don’t compare past relationships
21. Put the time in
22. Remember the good times
23. Be nice
24. How to complain
25. The poison of flirting
26. Complete control is wrong
27. Be nice in front of others
28. Sex isn’t everything
29. Listen, listen, listen
30. Forgive and forget
31. Get outside help
32. Romantic getaways
33. Don’t wait to be asked
34. Find common ground
35. Choose your words
36. He’s not a punching bag
37. Be honest
38. Work to your strengths
39. It’s not a competition
40. Laughter is the best medicine
41. Don’t fight fire with fire
42. No one said it was easy
43. Take time for yourself
44. No regrets
45. Realistic expectations
46. Reward yourselves
47. Fight fairly
48. Encouragement
49. Don’t try to change him
50. Don’t neglect your appearance
51. Make an effort with his family
52. Count to ten
53. Wear your wedding rings
54. Don’t nag
55. Make life decisions together
56. Independence
57. Warm welcomes work wonders
58. Celebrate often
59. Keep the cuddles coming
60. Focus on his good points
61. Surprises are good
62. Time away from the kids
63. Let him take charge sometimes
64. Support his interests
65. Choose your battles
66. Get out of that rut
67. Begin the day with a kiss
68. You are a team
69. Reassurance is priceless
70. Think before you speak
71. Unhealthy jealousy
72. Positivity
73. Admit when your wrong
74. Celebrate birthdays
75. Make sacrifices
76. Hold onto the goodwill
77. It’s all about trust
78. Don’t resent his fun
79. Say I love you
80. Don’t lose perspective
81. Plan for sex
82. Make him breakfast
83. Be nice to his friends
84. Say sorry and mean it
85. Things do change
86. The spark will fade
87. Men talk less
88. Timing is everything
89. Praise him
90. Keep personal problems private
91. Say thank you
92. Don’t play blame game
93. Assume at your peril
94. Respect his work
95. Maintain your sense of humour
96. Leave mistakes in the past
97. Let one other breathe
98. Talk about sex
99. Keep romance alive
100. Love each other
